Well, uh, hello there.

[Vextor]

Due to the illnatured effects of tabs disappearing at will, I'll have to re-write this again.

Gah, damn you, ill browsers. Do you want some cold and flu tabs to fix you up?

Here, I'll provide you with a packet!

Anyway, hello good people of the place you call 'EmulatorNexus', Vextor reporting in for duty, your new forum God! I plan to take this forum by the grip of the storm, and became the people's God, before rising above you to elevate to forum godliness, before taking this place to Me!

I will make this place a worshiping place of Me, and I will remove such idle projects and make it simply the worshiping place of Me, where you people will have to comply, because you are all my minions!

Hah!
Hah!

Hahahahahah!

Oh wait - I didn't just reveal my plans to you, did I? Damn me, and my loud mouth.

You didn't hear that right? Right?

I'VE GOT THE GUN, AND I'LL SHOOT IT AT YOU IF YOU DON'T DAMN COMPLY!

Oh, right, so you haven't heard it? Alright.

AND IF YOU DARE REMEMBER, I WILL COME OVER AND SODOMIZE YOU. BEWARE.

And now, on Vextor's introduction, it's time for the

BAD PUN OF THE YEAH: NEXUS EDITION!

You dare disobey my commands? Me, as the Moderator, I'll Blaze you to death!

Hahahahaha - oh, wrong show. Gah, silly me!

[RobbingHood]

Your plans? You should know, I'm watching you through your window. Controlling your mind. I'm controlling whole Nottingham

Don't you dare telling anyone my plans again! Muhahahaha!

EDIT: Why do I have a feeling that there is a... shadow in here?

[Vextor]

Your plans? You should know, I'm watching you through your window. Controlling your mind. I'm controlling whole Nottingham

Don't you dare telling anyone my plans again! Muhahahaha!

EDIT: Why do I have a feeling that there is a... shadow in here?

Nottingham? Pah, I'm far, far away from you.

And do you know my mind has the capability of never being controlled? No, I've developed such a complex system inside this articulate machine that any attempt to even attack the outside of the mental capability my mind has will rebate towards the attacker, and will give me control over that person.

So, maybe you don't know about it, but I'm controlling you.

The denials you make are the pathetic attempts of your pathetic mind to prove itself the greatest - while it is not.

I'm controlling your every moment. Every single thing you will ever do from this point onwards will have the sole control of me.

Attempting to release control will lead to a futile destruction of everything inside your puny, pathetic mind.

I'm controlling your denials, too.

[RobbingHood]

No, no, no!

I'm controlling your denials, too.

Wait... fck

Well, you don't know my (or is it your? ) secret weapon

Every single thing you will ever do from this point onwards will have the sole control of me.

So... why would you ban yourself? o.O Well, I'll probably just have to accept that I can't ever
understand your unbelievably brillant plans... There will be a sense in my doing, right?

Also:

Nottingham? Pah, I'm far, far away from you.

The window, man. I see you. Don't try to hide.

[Vextor]

Oh no.

My plans are failing. He is grasping back control over his own self. I cannot let it live much longer, or else it will turn into a monster of undeniable destruction.

Oh well. The experiment worked well, it seems.

Brenda, could you pass the gun over?

So... why would you ban yourself? o.O Well, I'll probably just have to accept that I can't ever
understand your unbelievably brillant plans... There will be a sense in my doing, right?

Another attempt for It's mind to prove itself to the body, but alas...

It cannot.

[RobbingHood]

Oh no.

My plans are failing. He is grasping back control over his own self. I cannot let it live much longer, or else it will turn into a monster of undeniable destruction.

Oh well.

Brenda, could you pass the gun over?

Don't you dare evading your fate by suicide!

*cough* coward *cough*

[Vextor]

Don't you dare evading your fate by suicide!

*cough* coward *cough*

My death?

I don't know how you know it, I never realized I would go to such lengths myself!

What have you done to me?

[RobbingHood]

My death?

I don't know how you know it, I never realized I would go to such lengths myself!

What have you done to me?

Oh, now I can tell you: I am Brenda.

You should've noticed

Now you might also remember those "sleeping pills" i brought you last night?

[Vextor]

Oh, now I can tell you: I am Brenda.

You should've noticed

You are Brenda? My God.

[RobbingHood]

You are Brenda? My God.

Hm, you're probably feeling pretty gay now, eh? I saw your glances... every evening... *shudder*