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How to crack Venice Unleashed

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:16 am
by aXeSwY
-Buy BF3
-Download it
-Install it
-Buy some crack from Silk Road
-Spread it above your PC
-After 2 days you will get a cracked Venice Unleashed
-Enjoy and share !


FFS kids stop asking about it

Re: How to crack Venice Unleashed

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:26 am
by Sammuel
You forgot that you must eat ice cream between step 5 & 6 or it will be all for nothing! :D

Re: How to crack Venice Unleashed

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:12 am
by Kerrigan
How to crack VU:

1. Wait for the release of VU
2. Copy its content to a flash drive
3. Hit the flash drive with a hammer as hard as you can
4. Profit = Cracked

Re: How to crack Venice Unleashed

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:29 am
by mizudg
Kerrigan wrote:How to crack VU:

1. Wait for the release of VU
2. Copy its content to a flash drive
3. Hit the flash drive with a hammer as hard as you can
4. Profit = Cracked


1. Wait for the release of VU
2. Wait for the release of VU
3. Wait a little longer
4. Make some posts about it not being out yet
5. Bother NoFaTe that he's taking too long
6. Make a new account to wait for the release of VU :lol:

Re: How to crack Venice Unleashed

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:09 pm
by MAGIC
No.
1.) Download some cracked BF3 version
2.) Install it
3.) Play it
xddd

Re: How to crack Venice Unleashed

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:41 pm
by mizudg
MAGIC wrote:No.
1.) Download some cracked BF3 version
2.) Install it
3.) Play it
xddd


THE RUSSIANS BEAT YOU TO IT !!

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Re: How to crack Venice Unleashed

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:22 pm
by mare
Everybody loves Mother Russia :D

Re: How to crack Venice Unleashed

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:55 am
by blueman24
Kerrigan wrote:How to crack VU:

1. Wait for the release of VU
2. Copy its content to a flash drive
3. Hit the flash drive with a hammer as hard as you can
4. Profit = Cracked


Epic Fail !
For getting VU on a flash drive, considering the size of bf3, you would at least need a 16gb flash drive. And bf3 can be had for lesser price than that of 16gb flash drive.....

Now this is my idea-
This will not only let you play cracked, but you may even feel like you are a pro.
To achieve this, follow this steps:
1. Go to youtube and search for Battlefield 3 PC [ pc for max graphics.(consoles suck) ] gameplay.
2. Click on a link and go full screen.
3. Disconnect your keyboard and mouse.
4. Now play the game, thinking that you are playing on your screen.


BTW, I had a question.
I am not trying to promote piracy, but this is a honest question. Please don't lock this topic.
As NoFaTe, moderators,etc said that VU will NOT work through battlelog, it will NOT need origin, it will NOT use EA account to log in, and it will have its own custom server browser. Knowing this, why does VU need the license file that is generated by ORIGAMI and linked to EA account, both of them which have nothing to do with VU.

Re: How to crack Venice Unleashed

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:34 pm
by Kerrigan
blueman24 wrote:Epic Fail !
For getting VU on a flash drive, considering the size of bf3, you would at least need a 16gb flash drive. And bf3 can be had for lesser price than that of 16gb flash drive.....


I said VU not BF3 + VU.

Learn to read, thanks.

VUs total size will be a few MBs in total...

Re: How to crack Venice Unleashed

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:42 pm
by blueman24
Kerrigan wrote:
blueman24 wrote:Epic Fail !
For getting VU on a flash drive, considering the size of bf3, you would at least need a 16gb flash drive. And bf3 can be had for lesser price than that of 16gb flash drive.....


I said VU not BF3 + VU.

Learn to read, thanks.

VUs total size will be a few MBs in total...

K ten. Epic fail on my side :/
Anyways, i am used to epic fails (when i get out of a tank to repair it, i accidentally take RPG instead of repair tool, to repair the tank and....BOOM )